My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
