I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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