escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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