Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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