The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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