Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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