how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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