Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
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