So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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