I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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