He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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