North Korea, Best Korea!
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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