We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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