absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
She bit a glass in half.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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