This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
