My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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