i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Success! We fucked roommates!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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