i can't believe i had my finger in that
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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