i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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