just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
If that was your dad, he is hot
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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