Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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