More tranny stories later!
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
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The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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