do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
