I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
So here I am, sexting at work.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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