i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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