after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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