Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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