i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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