Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
We had to coat check the pizza.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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