when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i would one night stand the shit outta him
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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