did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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