hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
a search helicopter?!
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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