Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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