so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
