We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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