don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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