Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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