the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
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I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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