So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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