i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Randomize
