i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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