we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Barsexuality is the new black.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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