turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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