I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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