my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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