Sry I called you an 8
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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