bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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