So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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