No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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