So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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