My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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