thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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