If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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